How to pout and improve your writing at the same time

OK, these writing suggestions are a little basic, I know, but I would like to point out that most of us are stuck at home in our pjs, not living the high life at BEA. So maybe we need to learn a few new things.

::poutpoutpoutpoutpout::

::reaches for the caviar-stuffed potato skins::

What would you add to the list?

Who was going to make the seven-layer bean dip? I can’t find it anywhere.